I started a new job a few weeks back.
That was good news. Until pay day. You see, my direct deposit hadn't kicked in yet, so I had to use an ATM after hours.
And unknown to me, my money is being held hostage against its and my will.
I'd wrestle it free if I could, but alas don't own a ski mask...
So bring those late fees and other misc. bank charges.
I've learned my lesson.
In other news, oh wait. I've got no other news.