In honor of the man who invented the Crash Test dummy, I've prepared a haiku for him.
Crash Test Dummy Haiku
Bendy, taught us lots
Belt buckles are a good thing
Crashing cars was fun.
We'll miss you, Mr. Safety seat-belt guy. You did a good job making sure that people buckle up. I always wear my seat belt. And I've walked away from a few car accidents, so that says something.
And here's a haiku about Las Vegas because my friend Becky has been there this week, making it harder for me to procrastinate during my work day.
Bright lights big city
Strippers, dancers, neon burns hot
Flashing, flashing, Go.