Ah, the Sweet Spring air has arrived. Lovely sunny days, flowers in bloom, and of course bike riders.
I'm all for a spring full of new hopes and growth and all that good stuff, but what I can't stand is the bike riders in my neighborhood.
They act like they own the road, and me driving in an automobile is a huge problem for them. Get the fuck off the road. You don't see us driving our cars on the bike trails.
You know why you don't get treated like a fellow car? Cause you've only got 2 wheels.
We've got four, and we'd appreciate you riding your bike on a bike path, and quit acting like we're a bother to your lycra clad ass.